Post by april4 on Nov 22, 2012 12:43:24 GMT -5
Character Meme
This lovely meme was sent to me by Danna! (: I decided instead of using other people’s characters I would will in the last four with double charries and pick one based on if they were already being used in the questions, and if not, what I thought would be more interesting to play out. (: I didn’t know what to do with this but I thought Danna’s idea of possibly making a thread to put them in would be fun. Then my work doesn’t completely go to waste and others of you can do them and post here as well! This one I did straight from start to finish, meaning the stories build onto each other (: Enjoy! ALSO other characters mentioned in this other than mine include (Avery, Kennedy, Cyrus, Karlee, Barty, Gale and Kaden) WARNING: This is pretty darn long. Sorry in advance
Choose 10 of your OC’s. If you don’t have ten then fill in the empty places with cool people:
1. Addison Mae Richmound
2. Aiden Paxton Carter
3. Kyree Adeline Rune
4. Maganne Ann Barlow
5. Damarco Drake Lewis
6. Aubrianna Lilian Redwood
7. Addison/Kyree
8. Aiden/Aubrianna
9. Damarco/Maganne
10. Maganne/Addison
Four invites 3 and 8 to dinner at their house. What happens?
Maganne invites Kyree and Aiden to her house for dinner
Maganne: Hey guys! So glad you could make it.
Aiden: Oh no problem, it’s our pleasure. Thanks for inviting us.
Kyree:…Yeah whatever. I hope you can cook. I don’t want any shitty ass food.
Maganne: Oh. Well. Gosh Kyree, thanks, I hope my cooking is up to your standards.
Kyree: Yeah you better hope.
Aiden: Kyree, don’t be so rude.
Kyree: Shut up, Aiden!
*Later during the meal*
Maganne: So! What do you guys think?
Aiden: This is great, Maganne!
Kyree: Great?! What the fuck are you talking about? This turkey is all dried out, the broccoli not only looks like baby trees, but it freaking tastes like them, the pie is watery, and you just had to make a fruit salad instead of some type of pasta! What the fuck is wrong with you, Maganne?
Aiden and Maganne: KYREE!
Maganne: I’m a vegetarian! I don’t know how to cook a turkey! I was just freaking trying. Again, VEGETARIAN! I love fruit salad. Next time you should freaking tell me what you want to eat! You don’t have to be so rude about it, Kyree. You really have no manners.
Kyree: What did you say to me?! My manners or whatever would blow your manners out of the water any day. You think you’re so fucking cute because you’re a vegetarian. Shut the fuck up and learn to eat meat you bitch.
Maganne: Okay! It’s time for you to go, Kyree.
Kyree: GLADLY!
*After Kyree leaves, Aiden and Maganne decide to sit down and watch a movie.*
Aiden: Why would you invite Kyree? Everyone knows she’s a giant bitch.
Maganne: Well I was either going to invite Kyree or Aubrianna! I decided I knew Kyree a little better.
Aiden: At least Aubrianna would have made us laugh. She probably wouldn’t have outwardly bitched about the dinner either. Gee, Maganne, you might as well of invited Kennedy!
Maganne: Oh God no! I would never be that blonde as to invite Kennedy. I might as well write please pick on me on my forehead.
Aiden: Well next time don’t invite either. You can cook for me anytime. I appreciate it.
Maganne: Well….I couldn’t just invite you…
Aiden: Why not?
Maganne: Cause you’re a guy and I’m deathly afraid of guys.
Aiden: I know…but…I’m…me.
Maganne: But what if you raped me?!
Aiden: MAGANNE?! You honestly think I would rape you?! Oh God!
Maganne: Well not just you..I mean, I think that about everyone really.
Aiden: Don’t take this the wrong way…like I know you’ve been through a lot of therapy after what happened with your ex, but honestly, maybe you should go back and do therapy a little longer.
Maganne: …Aiden…No. Just no.
Aiden: Okay, never mind, sorry.
*During awkward movie sex scene, Maganne gets uncomfortable and tries to break the tension*
Maganne: So…
Aiden: So…?
Maganne: Um…
Aiden: So yeah…
Maganne: Have you ever had sex Aiden?
Aiden: Whoa, okay. Didn’t expect that one. Uh yeah…bunches of times. Why?
Maganne: No reason.
Aiden: Have you?
Maganne: No.
Aiden: Oh.
Maganne: Well…that was great for easing the tension.
Aiden: Oh! No it’s fine. Really…
Maganne: We should just make out Aiden. I mean…Why not?! It could be fun. We’re here alone, and this movie is super awkward with this sex scene. Let’s just make out.
Aiden: What the fuck! No. Let’s not.
Maganne: Let’s not and say we did?
Aiden: NO! Let’s not and not say anything about this conversation! Ever! Avery would be pissed at me!
Maganne: Oh…well Avery doesn’t have to know.
Aiden: Maganne! You’re never like this, did you take your meds today? You seem a little anxious.
Maganne: Yes! Well no! But…I just figured since you cheat on everyone…
Aiden: I do not cheat on everyone!
Maganne: Uh, YEAH, you do.
Aiden: Well not Avery.
Maganne: Not yet. *Moves closer*
Aiden: I’m just going to go. I’ve already seen this movie anyways.
Maganne: You’ve already seen this movie and didn’t tell me?! What the hell!
Aiden: I was trying to be nice!
Maganne: Okay, time to leave. Bye.
Aiden: Fine then! So weird…one second you’re scared I’ll rape you and the next second you’re trying to make out with me. Take your meds, Maganne!
Nine tries to get 5 to go to a strip club. What happens?
Maganne tries to get Damarco to go to a strip club?! Oh gawd. That would NEVER happen. Let’s reverse this. Damarco tries to get Maganne to go to a strip club. (:
Damarco: Yoyo! Hottie! Yous needs ta go to da strip club tonight with me!
Maganne: Oh! No thanks.
Damarco: But I thought we be peeps! Why won’t chu just go witt me bitchy baby?
Maganne: Bitchy baby? Damarco, I have told you before, you’re never going to get girls speaking like that. I am NOT going with you. I don’t even drink! I don’t have sex! What do I want with a strip club?
Damarco: Whoa yo! Hold up there! I have told yous before that I dun like it when you talks about my speech! I cans talks any fucking way I fucking wants to talks. You don’t have to have sex or drink you asshat! You just go to hang out witt cho pimps and hoes, Bitch! I bees your peep, we should go to hang out and have some live!
Maganne: I can’t even tell if you’re being rude or being nice! This is ridiculous, Damarco. I am not going to a strip club and that is that!
Number 2 needs to stay at a friend’s house for the night. Who do they choose, one or six?
Aiden needs to stay at a friend’s house for the night? Hmm, taking it Cyrus finally drove him crazy. Would he choose Addison or Aubrianna? I think the obvious choice here is Addison. I picture them being semi-friends anyways, and Aubrianna is a pretty big bitch. Addison however, would gladly open her door for anyone of her friends or acquaintances when they have a problem. So the choice here was easy. =P
Two and seven are making out. 10 walk’s in. What is their reaction?
Aiden and Aubrianna are making out, and Maganne walks in.
Maganne: Oh my God! Honestly Aiden! You’ll make out with Aubrianna but when I freaking asked you, it was all “OH NO! I can’t cheat on Avery!” What the hell!
Aiden: It’s not what you think!
Aubrianna: It’s not?
Maganne: Both Avery and Kaden are going to find out about this! You guys might as well throw your relationships out the window now.
Aubrianna: Maganne, if you say one fucking word to anyone I swear to God the whole school will know about your unreasonable fear of males, your stupid paranoid anxiety, and I will make your life so miserable you’ll have to transfer schools…AGAIN.
Maganne: Oh my God!...I…NO! You can’t do that. I’m not putting up with blackmail.
Aubrianna: Then you’re not going to say anything. You know I can be the most revenge seeking person on the planet. Don’t make me ruin your life.
Maganne: Well I’m still telling Avery!
Aiden: No! Don’t do that!
Aubrianna: You can tell Avery but just don’t mention he was making out with me.
Aiden: WHAT?! You are only in this for yourself Aubrianna!
Maganne: She is going to ask who! What the hell do I say. Oh I dunno?!
Aiden: NO! We are not doing this. You aren’t telling her anything.
Aubrianna: Blame Addison. She was already caught making out with Barty and Cyrus in the same week. Avery will believe you.
Maganne: I don’t like to lie…especially not on a sweetheart like Addison.
Aiden: GOOD! You don’t have to lie! Just don’t say anything! That’s not lying! That’s perfectly fine.
Maganne: I’ll think about it…but I don’t know. I still think Avery should have the right to know.
Aiden: Why are you so crazy?! You think Avery has the right to know and not Kaden? You’re supposed to be the most loyal friend ever. Not only are you not loyal to me and Aubrianna, but you aren’t loyal to Avery and Kaden either? What the fuck, Maganne!
Maganne: Well Aubrianna threatened me!
Aiden: I can threaten you too…uh…YOUR STUPID!
Aubrianna: Aiden, you idiot, that was an insult not a threat. For someone so freaking book smart you can be such a dork.
Three falls in love with 6, 8 is jealous. What happens?
Aubrianna falls in love with Kyree and Aiden is jealous? Okay we’ll try this even though Kyree is only bi-curious and Aubrianna is straight.
Kyree: Look I’ve already told you, Aubrianna. I don’t think I can be with you. I have a baby and I really love Gale, even though he wants nothing to do with me at the moment.
Aiden: Yeah Aubrianna you should just love me instead!
Aubrianna: But Kyree! We are the perfect amount of bitchyness together. I love you!
Aiden: But what about me?
Aubrianna: You have Avery! I already told you! That night that Maganne walked in on us making out was the last of it for me. I don’t even like you Aiden, you’re just hot! I could care less about you. Go die.
Kyree: Well I must admit you being mean to Aiden is a turn on.
Aubrianna: Really? I mean…yeah! We can be mean to people together! I’ll be so mean to everyone for you, Kyree.
Kyree: I dunno, I kind of like being a lone bitch. Can’t have someone stealing my thunder, ya know?
Aiden: What about me though?
Aubrianna: Gosh Aiden! Leave me alone! You just have some creepy fetish for dating seniors apparently! I’ve already said, I want to be with Kyree. Go away!
Four jumps you in a dark alleyway. Who comes to your rescue, 10, 2 or 7?
Maganne jumps me? And who comes to help, Aiden, Addison or Kyree?
Honestly I’m not too worried about Maganne out of all people. I’m pretty sure I can handle her by myself. However, I doubt Addison and Aiden are getting into any fights, so if anyone was going to help me it would be Kyree. I’m sure she would love to kick Maganne’s ass. xD
One decides to start a cooking show. 15 minutes later what is happening?
Addison doesn’t cook…so oh gawd.
Addison: Okay! So today on Addison’s cooking show I’m making toast since it’s the only thing I don’t burn…well, that I normally don’t burn.
*Takes butter and grape jelly out of refrigerator and puts them in the counter.*
Addison: Okay! So I just pop this white bread into the toaster and then we wait for…however long it takes. While I’ll doing that I’m going to get my butter knife out. And, oh yeah I have I ever told you guys about that one time in Cancun…
*Talks for twenty minutes about nothing and burns her toast*
Addison: Oh goodness! I think it’s burnt.
*Not only is it burnt, it’s completely black.*
Addison: Okay well no problem! You just take this here butter knife and scrape off the black part.
*There is practically no toast left after Addison scrapes the burnt part onto the floor*
Addison: And then you put the butter and jelly on! And there we go! That’s how you make toast.
*Takes a bite of toast and makes horrible face.*
3 had to marry either 8, 4 or 9. Who do they choose?
Kyree has to marry either Aiden, Maganne, or Damarco.
Kyree:…Well I’m straight…so fuck marrying Maganne. It’s either Damarco or Aiden.
Maganne: Thank God!
Kyree: Shut up!
Aiden: Well I’ll save you the trouble. You can marry Damarco. Seriously, it’s fine with me.
Kyree: I was going to pick Damarco anyways you idiot!
Damarco: Whoa yo! Hold up there! You gonna pick me? Why me?
Kyree: Because Aiden is a sensitive dweeb, and Maganne is a prude. It only leaves you.
Damarco: Uh- I like bitchy bitches as much as the next bitch but I’m unsurez about dis shit.
Maganne and Aiden: WE’RE SAFE!
Maganne: Wanna make out to celebrate, Aiden?
Aiden: NO!
Damarco: Ohs! I knows! Kyree baby bitch you wants ta be in my gang? It will be funs and all. We canz kill people together, and shot gunz together, and uh, have wild sex together.
Kyree:…I have a freaking baby! I’m unsure about this marriage already.
Everyone gangs up on 3. Does 3 have a chance in hell?
Kyree against everyone else? Actually I wouldn’t count her out. She could probably handle it. Addison, Maganne, and Aiden are nothing to worry about. Her only problems would be Aubrianna and Damarco. She could just offer to sleep with Damarco, and then her and Aubrianna could battle it out. That would be an interesting fight though. I can’t even say who would win.
Everyone is invited to 2 nd 10’s wedding except for 8. How do they react?
Aiden and Addison’s wedding…and they don’t invite Aubrianna. Makes sense to me.
Aubrianna could honestly care less. She would be surprised that Aiden and Addison were suddenly getting married since they have showed no signs of doing so before this meme, but other than that she wouldn’t be hurt.
Why is six afraid of 7?
Aubrianna afraid of Kyree
Aubrianna would probably be afraid of Kyree because that is her only competition for being the biggest bitch in the world other than Karlee and Kennedy. I’m sure they would clash heads pretty badly.
9 arrives late for 2 and 10’s wedding. What happens and why were they late?
Damarco is late for Addison and Aiden’s wedding…is this really happening? WTF.
Aiden: Damarco! What the fuck, dude! You’re freaking late!
Damarco: Oh I be late? I didn’t even know, pimp.
Aiden: Honestly?! Cyrus is fucking blind and even he made it on time. Not to mention we didn’t even invite Aubrianna and she freaking showed up anyways!
Damarco: Well if Kyree wont be taking a fucking year to get dressed like she normally do, I wouldn’t be being late, my dog.
Aiden: Okay…I don’t even know what that means. Whatever. Just find a seat and act like you’re not late.
Five and nine get roaring drunk and end up at 1’s house. What happens?
Maganne and Damarco gets drunk and ends up at Addison’s house.
Addison: What are you guys doing this time of night knocking on my door?
Damarco: Chues knows hes wes being bes drunkin and alllllllll…
Addison: What the hell guys! Oh my gosh. Just get in here.
Maganne: Oh my gosh Addison! Thanks so much! I’m so drunk! I feel really sick. *starts to bawl*
Addison: Maganne I didn’t think you drink. Especially not with people like Damarco. What has gotten into you lately?
Maganne: I don’t drink. Well I didn’t before tonight.
Damarco: I keeps beggin her to go to da strip club wut me and she finally give in.
Addison: What the heck, Maganne! Try to hold onto your morals. Don’t let people convince you to go to places that you don’t want to go. Honestly guys! Just go to sleep. I have class in the morning and so do you.
9 murders 2’s best friend. What does 2 do to get back at them?
Not too far away from practical; Damarco murders Aiden’s best friend.
Aiden: Why would you murder Gale?! He never did anything to you!
Damarco: He all be up in my space actin like a pimpin asshat with his mighty fine lookin hair and his fucking badass fake ass dumb dick ways. I be actin like it be no problem before I finally bust da cap in hims ass. I be done wit dis convo, Aiden, dis is no probo, fuck this shit man! Fuck this shit!
Aiden:…Okay…
6 and 1 are in mortal danger. Only one of them can survive. Does 6 save themselves or 1?
Aubrianna and Addison. Aubrianna only cares about herself for the most part, so shit out of luck for poor Addie. Plus she’s probably still pissed she wasn’t invited to that wedding.
8 and 3 go camping. For some reason they forget to bring any food. What do they do?
Kyree and Aiden.
Kyree: This was such a fucking stupid idea Aiden! I told you not to forget the food!
Aiden: You never said no such thing!
Kyree: SO! You should of just remembered you dweeb. Then we wouldn’t be in this situation.
Aiden: It’s fine! I remembered the fishing poles. We can just fish for food.
Kyree: Yeah…YOU can fish for food. I will be doing no such thing.
5 is in a car crash and is critically injured. What does 9 do?
Damarco is in a car crash, what does Maganne do?
Maganne: Oh my gosh! Damarco! You can’t die! You were the first person I ever got drunk and went to a strip club with! I’m so sorry for telling you no the first time. I’m going to miss you!! *bawls even though they aren’t that close*
Well this was fun. xD Hope you guys do some of post them as well. I would love to read what yall come up with. (:
This lovely meme was sent to me by Danna! (: I decided instead of using other people’s characters I would will in the last four with double charries and pick one based on if they were already being used in the questions, and if not, what I thought would be more interesting to play out. (: I didn’t know what to do with this but I thought Danna’s idea of possibly making a thread to put them in would be fun. Then my work doesn’t completely go to waste and others of you can do them and post here as well! This one I did straight from start to finish, meaning the stories build onto each other (: Enjoy! ALSO other characters mentioned in this other than mine include (Avery, Kennedy, Cyrus, Karlee, Barty, Gale and Kaden) WARNING: This is pretty darn long. Sorry in advance
Choose 10 of your OC’s. If you don’t have ten then fill in the empty places with cool people:
1. Addison Mae Richmound
2. Aiden Paxton Carter
3. Kyree Adeline Rune
4. Maganne Ann Barlow
5. Damarco Drake Lewis
6. Aubrianna Lilian Redwood
7. Addison/Kyree
8. Aiden/Aubrianna
9. Damarco/Maganne
10. Maganne/Addison
Four invites 3 and 8 to dinner at their house. What happens?
Maganne invites Kyree and Aiden to her house for dinner
Maganne: Hey guys! So glad you could make it.
Aiden: Oh no problem, it’s our pleasure. Thanks for inviting us.
Kyree:…Yeah whatever. I hope you can cook. I don’t want any shitty ass food.
Maganne: Oh. Well. Gosh Kyree, thanks, I hope my cooking is up to your standards.
Kyree: Yeah you better hope.
Aiden: Kyree, don’t be so rude.
Kyree: Shut up, Aiden!
*Later during the meal*
Maganne: So! What do you guys think?
Aiden: This is great, Maganne!
Kyree: Great?! What the fuck are you talking about? This turkey is all dried out, the broccoli not only looks like baby trees, but it freaking tastes like them, the pie is watery, and you just had to make a fruit salad instead of some type of pasta! What the fuck is wrong with you, Maganne?
Aiden and Maganne: KYREE!
Maganne: I’m a vegetarian! I don’t know how to cook a turkey! I was just freaking trying. Again, VEGETARIAN! I love fruit salad. Next time you should freaking tell me what you want to eat! You don’t have to be so rude about it, Kyree. You really have no manners.
Kyree: What did you say to me?! My manners or whatever would blow your manners out of the water any day. You think you’re so fucking cute because you’re a vegetarian. Shut the fuck up and learn to eat meat you bitch.
Maganne: Okay! It’s time for you to go, Kyree.
Kyree: GLADLY!
*After Kyree leaves, Aiden and Maganne decide to sit down and watch a movie.*
Aiden: Why would you invite Kyree? Everyone knows she’s a giant bitch.
Maganne: Well I was either going to invite Kyree or Aubrianna! I decided I knew Kyree a little better.
Aiden: At least Aubrianna would have made us laugh. She probably wouldn’t have outwardly bitched about the dinner either. Gee, Maganne, you might as well of invited Kennedy!
Maganne: Oh God no! I would never be that blonde as to invite Kennedy. I might as well write please pick on me on my forehead.
Aiden: Well next time don’t invite either. You can cook for me anytime. I appreciate it.
Maganne: Well….I couldn’t just invite you…
Aiden: Why not?
Maganne: Cause you’re a guy and I’m deathly afraid of guys.
Aiden: I know…but…I’m…me.
Maganne: But what if you raped me?!
Aiden: MAGANNE?! You honestly think I would rape you?! Oh God!
Maganne: Well not just you..I mean, I think that about everyone really.
Aiden: Don’t take this the wrong way…like I know you’ve been through a lot of therapy after what happened with your ex, but honestly, maybe you should go back and do therapy a little longer.
Maganne: …Aiden…No. Just no.
Aiden: Okay, never mind, sorry.
*During awkward movie sex scene, Maganne gets uncomfortable and tries to break the tension*
Maganne: So…
Aiden: So…?
Maganne: Um…
Aiden: So yeah…
Maganne: Have you ever had sex Aiden?
Aiden: Whoa, okay. Didn’t expect that one. Uh yeah…bunches of times. Why?
Maganne: No reason.
Aiden: Have you?
Maganne: No.
Aiden: Oh.
Maganne: Well…that was great for easing the tension.
Aiden: Oh! No it’s fine. Really…
Maganne: We should just make out Aiden. I mean…Why not?! It could be fun. We’re here alone, and this movie is super awkward with this sex scene. Let’s just make out.
Aiden: What the fuck! No. Let’s not.
Maganne: Let’s not and say we did?
Aiden: NO! Let’s not and not say anything about this conversation! Ever! Avery would be pissed at me!
Maganne: Oh…well Avery doesn’t have to know.
Aiden: Maganne! You’re never like this, did you take your meds today? You seem a little anxious.
Maganne: Yes! Well no! But…I just figured since you cheat on everyone…
Aiden: I do not cheat on everyone!
Maganne: Uh, YEAH, you do.
Aiden: Well not Avery.
Maganne: Not yet. *Moves closer*
Aiden: I’m just going to go. I’ve already seen this movie anyways.
Maganne: You’ve already seen this movie and didn’t tell me?! What the hell!
Aiden: I was trying to be nice!
Maganne: Okay, time to leave. Bye.
Aiden: Fine then! So weird…one second you’re scared I’ll rape you and the next second you’re trying to make out with me. Take your meds, Maganne!
Nine tries to get 5 to go to a strip club. What happens?
Maganne tries to get Damarco to go to a strip club?! Oh gawd. That would NEVER happen. Let’s reverse this. Damarco tries to get Maganne to go to a strip club. (:
Damarco: Yoyo! Hottie! Yous needs ta go to da strip club tonight with me!
Maganne: Oh! No thanks.
Damarco: But I thought we be peeps! Why won’t chu just go witt me bitchy baby?
Maganne: Bitchy baby? Damarco, I have told you before, you’re never going to get girls speaking like that. I am NOT going with you. I don’t even drink! I don’t have sex! What do I want with a strip club?
Damarco: Whoa yo! Hold up there! I have told yous before that I dun like it when you talks about my speech! I cans talks any fucking way I fucking wants to talks. You don’t have to have sex or drink you asshat! You just go to hang out witt cho pimps and hoes, Bitch! I bees your peep, we should go to hang out and have some live!
Maganne: I can’t even tell if you’re being rude or being nice! This is ridiculous, Damarco. I am not going to a strip club and that is that!
Number 2 needs to stay at a friend’s house for the night. Who do they choose, one or six?
Aiden needs to stay at a friend’s house for the night? Hmm, taking it Cyrus finally drove him crazy. Would he choose Addison or Aubrianna? I think the obvious choice here is Addison. I picture them being semi-friends anyways, and Aubrianna is a pretty big bitch. Addison however, would gladly open her door for anyone of her friends or acquaintances when they have a problem. So the choice here was easy. =P
Two and seven are making out. 10 walk’s in. What is their reaction?
Aiden and Aubrianna are making out, and Maganne walks in.
Maganne: Oh my God! Honestly Aiden! You’ll make out with Aubrianna but when I freaking asked you, it was all “OH NO! I can’t cheat on Avery!” What the hell!
Aiden: It’s not what you think!
Aubrianna: It’s not?
Maganne: Both Avery and Kaden are going to find out about this! You guys might as well throw your relationships out the window now.
Aubrianna: Maganne, if you say one fucking word to anyone I swear to God the whole school will know about your unreasonable fear of males, your stupid paranoid anxiety, and I will make your life so miserable you’ll have to transfer schools…AGAIN.
Maganne: Oh my God!...I…NO! You can’t do that. I’m not putting up with blackmail.
Aubrianna: Then you’re not going to say anything. You know I can be the most revenge seeking person on the planet. Don’t make me ruin your life.
Maganne: Well I’m still telling Avery!
Aiden: No! Don’t do that!
Aubrianna: You can tell Avery but just don’t mention he was making out with me.
Aiden: WHAT?! You are only in this for yourself Aubrianna!
Maganne: She is going to ask who! What the hell do I say. Oh I dunno?!
Aiden: NO! We are not doing this. You aren’t telling her anything.
Aubrianna: Blame Addison. She was already caught making out with Barty and Cyrus in the same week. Avery will believe you.
Maganne: I don’t like to lie…especially not on a sweetheart like Addison.
Aiden: GOOD! You don’t have to lie! Just don’t say anything! That’s not lying! That’s perfectly fine.
Maganne: I’ll think about it…but I don’t know. I still think Avery should have the right to know.
Aiden: Why are you so crazy?! You think Avery has the right to know and not Kaden? You’re supposed to be the most loyal friend ever. Not only are you not loyal to me and Aubrianna, but you aren’t loyal to Avery and Kaden either? What the fuck, Maganne!
Maganne: Well Aubrianna threatened me!
Aiden: I can threaten you too…uh…YOUR STUPID!
Aubrianna: Aiden, you idiot, that was an insult not a threat. For someone so freaking book smart you can be such a dork.
Three falls in love with 6, 8 is jealous. What happens?
Aubrianna falls in love with Kyree and Aiden is jealous? Okay we’ll try this even though Kyree is only bi-curious and Aubrianna is straight.
Kyree: Look I’ve already told you, Aubrianna. I don’t think I can be with you. I have a baby and I really love Gale, even though he wants nothing to do with me at the moment.
Aiden: Yeah Aubrianna you should just love me instead!
Aubrianna: But Kyree! We are the perfect amount of bitchyness together. I love you!
Aiden: But what about me?
Aubrianna: You have Avery! I already told you! That night that Maganne walked in on us making out was the last of it for me. I don’t even like you Aiden, you’re just hot! I could care less about you. Go die.
Kyree: Well I must admit you being mean to Aiden is a turn on.
Aubrianna: Really? I mean…yeah! We can be mean to people together! I’ll be so mean to everyone for you, Kyree.
Kyree: I dunno, I kind of like being a lone bitch. Can’t have someone stealing my thunder, ya know?
Aiden: What about me though?
Aubrianna: Gosh Aiden! Leave me alone! You just have some creepy fetish for dating seniors apparently! I’ve already said, I want to be with Kyree. Go away!
Four jumps you in a dark alleyway. Who comes to your rescue, 10, 2 or 7?
Maganne jumps me? And who comes to help, Aiden, Addison or Kyree?
Honestly I’m not too worried about Maganne out of all people. I’m pretty sure I can handle her by myself. However, I doubt Addison and Aiden are getting into any fights, so if anyone was going to help me it would be Kyree. I’m sure she would love to kick Maganne’s ass. xD
One decides to start a cooking show. 15 minutes later what is happening?
Addison doesn’t cook…so oh gawd.
Addison: Okay! So today on Addison’s cooking show I’m making toast since it’s the only thing I don’t burn…well, that I normally don’t burn.
*Takes butter and grape jelly out of refrigerator and puts them in the counter.*
Addison: Okay! So I just pop this white bread into the toaster and then we wait for…however long it takes. While I’ll doing that I’m going to get my butter knife out. And, oh yeah I have I ever told you guys about that one time in Cancun…
*Talks for twenty minutes about nothing and burns her toast*
Addison: Oh goodness! I think it’s burnt.
*Not only is it burnt, it’s completely black.*
Addison: Okay well no problem! You just take this here butter knife and scrape off the black part.
*There is practically no toast left after Addison scrapes the burnt part onto the floor*
Addison: And then you put the butter and jelly on! And there we go! That’s how you make toast.
*Takes a bite of toast and makes horrible face.*
3 had to marry either 8, 4 or 9. Who do they choose?
Kyree has to marry either Aiden, Maganne, or Damarco.
Kyree:…Well I’m straight…so fuck marrying Maganne. It’s either Damarco or Aiden.
Maganne: Thank God!
Kyree: Shut up!
Aiden: Well I’ll save you the trouble. You can marry Damarco. Seriously, it’s fine with me.
Kyree: I was going to pick Damarco anyways you idiot!
Damarco: Whoa yo! Hold up there! You gonna pick me? Why me?
Kyree: Because Aiden is a sensitive dweeb, and Maganne is a prude. It only leaves you.
Damarco: Uh- I like bitchy bitches as much as the next bitch but I’m unsurez about dis shit.
Maganne and Aiden: WE’RE SAFE!
Maganne: Wanna make out to celebrate, Aiden?
Aiden: NO!
Damarco: Ohs! I knows! Kyree baby bitch you wants ta be in my gang? It will be funs and all. We canz kill people together, and shot gunz together, and uh, have wild sex together.
Kyree:…I have a freaking baby! I’m unsure about this marriage already.
Everyone gangs up on 3. Does 3 have a chance in hell?
Kyree against everyone else? Actually I wouldn’t count her out. She could probably handle it. Addison, Maganne, and Aiden are nothing to worry about. Her only problems would be Aubrianna and Damarco. She could just offer to sleep with Damarco, and then her and Aubrianna could battle it out. That would be an interesting fight though. I can’t even say who would win.
Everyone is invited to 2 nd 10’s wedding except for 8. How do they react?
Aiden and Addison’s wedding…and they don’t invite Aubrianna. Makes sense to me.
Aubrianna could honestly care less. She would be surprised that Aiden and Addison were suddenly getting married since they have showed no signs of doing so before this meme, but other than that she wouldn’t be hurt.
Why is six afraid of 7?
Aubrianna afraid of Kyree
Aubrianna would probably be afraid of Kyree because that is her only competition for being the biggest bitch in the world other than Karlee and Kennedy. I’m sure they would clash heads pretty badly.
9 arrives late for 2 and 10’s wedding. What happens and why were they late?
Damarco is late for Addison and Aiden’s wedding…is this really happening? WTF.
Aiden: Damarco! What the fuck, dude! You’re freaking late!
Damarco: Oh I be late? I didn’t even know, pimp.
Aiden: Honestly?! Cyrus is fucking blind and even he made it on time. Not to mention we didn’t even invite Aubrianna and she freaking showed up anyways!
Damarco: Well if Kyree wont be taking a fucking year to get dressed like she normally do, I wouldn’t be being late, my dog.
Aiden: Okay…I don’t even know what that means. Whatever. Just find a seat and act like you’re not late.
Five and nine get roaring drunk and end up at 1’s house. What happens?
Maganne and Damarco gets drunk and ends up at Addison’s house.
Addison: What are you guys doing this time of night knocking on my door?
Damarco: Chues knows hes wes being bes drunkin and alllllllll…
Addison: What the hell guys! Oh my gosh. Just get in here.
Maganne: Oh my gosh Addison! Thanks so much! I’m so drunk! I feel really sick. *starts to bawl*
Addison: Maganne I didn’t think you drink. Especially not with people like Damarco. What has gotten into you lately?
Maganne: I don’t drink. Well I didn’t before tonight.
Damarco: I keeps beggin her to go to da strip club wut me and she finally give in.
Addison: What the heck, Maganne! Try to hold onto your morals. Don’t let people convince you to go to places that you don’t want to go. Honestly guys! Just go to sleep. I have class in the morning and so do you.
9 murders 2’s best friend. What does 2 do to get back at them?
Not too far away from practical; Damarco murders Aiden’s best friend.
Aiden: Why would you murder Gale?! He never did anything to you!
Damarco: He all be up in my space actin like a pimpin asshat with his mighty fine lookin hair and his fucking badass fake ass dumb dick ways. I be actin like it be no problem before I finally bust da cap in hims ass. I be done wit dis convo, Aiden, dis is no probo, fuck this shit man! Fuck this shit!
Aiden:…Okay…
6 and 1 are in mortal danger. Only one of them can survive. Does 6 save themselves or 1?
Aubrianna and Addison. Aubrianna only cares about herself for the most part, so shit out of luck for poor Addie. Plus she’s probably still pissed she wasn’t invited to that wedding.
8 and 3 go camping. For some reason they forget to bring any food. What do they do?
Kyree and Aiden.
Kyree: This was such a fucking stupid idea Aiden! I told you not to forget the food!
Aiden: You never said no such thing!
Kyree: SO! You should of just remembered you dweeb. Then we wouldn’t be in this situation.
Aiden: It’s fine! I remembered the fishing poles. We can just fish for food.
Kyree: Yeah…YOU can fish for food. I will be doing no such thing.
5 is in a car crash and is critically injured. What does 9 do?
Damarco is in a car crash, what does Maganne do?
Maganne: Oh my gosh! Damarco! You can’t die! You were the first person I ever got drunk and went to a strip club with! I’m so sorry for telling you no the first time. I’m going to miss you!! *bawls even though they aren’t that close*
Well this was fun. xD Hope you guys do some of post them as well. I would love to read what yall come up with. (: